DesiPundit

I’m a 30-year-old single male. There are fewer opportunities for me to meet eligible women (according to my parents). A desi friend’s wedding is supposed to be a money venue. But just look at my predicament. I cannot shampoo my hair (hotel shampoo doesn’t count) or apply even a modest amount of styling gel to my hair in order to achieve that proper look between sophistication and slackerdom. Even worse, without my contact lens solution I will have to keep my contacts in my eyes the entire weekend, which will in turn cause me to spastically blink (to prevent the increasing dryness) every time I go to talk to a girl.

So, a major terrorist plot was foiled earlier today and a whole lotta liquids were banned from planes (nope, snakes are still allowed at least until this Friday). Abhi finds himself at the wrong side of the security check without the accessories that might have helped him ’snag a wife’ his parents wish for.