DesiPundit

2. See this oven timer? If you haven’t told me what I want by the time that display gets to 20, your lasagna will burn. It will char! It will die a horrible, meaningless death! You wouldn’t do that to your lasagna would you? (What’s that? Odie knows? Why didn’t you say so before? We’ll soon loosen his tongue)

3. See these little white pills I’m holding in my hand. Three of these and you won’t be able to operate heavy machinery for the rest of the day. (What’s that? You’re phenylketonuric? Oh, all right, I’ll bring out the thumb screws)

Falstaff posts a list of what appear to be the world’s worst “threats”.