Shivaji decides to help out the BCCI by preparing a draft advertisement for the post of cricket coach.
The candidate shall have the following qualifications:
- Should be of foreign origin (preferably Caucasian); Australians will be preferred since Indians including us perceive all Australians to be straight-mouthed
- Coach and his family should have no issues with spending 4-5 months in extreme hot and humid conditions of India
- Coach should be willing to wear BCCI provided t-shirts for key public events
- Should be willing and able to bear occasional slaps from cricket fans
- Able to communicate reasonably with players having different levels of English skills (from Sehwag to Ganguly)
- If chosen, will not refuse offer within 3 months from the date of announcement
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