DesiPundit

Bikerdude loses a wallet and attempts to get a new license. [Hat tip: Pri]

“Bunnrrrreee, koothkoLi, tea-gee kudeetheera?” (Come in sir, sit down, tea and scones perhaps?) said a pleasant SI as I walked in to the police station and told him my story. He read my FIR, written in the best Governmentese I could muster at short notice. It was a jewel of colonial composition. Every sentence had at least three of the following words : kindly, respected, faithfully, the same, therein and purse.