So what’s Akbar doing at 4 in the evening? Discussing cricket right after announcing the budget, says Great Bong.
3 pm Announced budget. Jeziya tax has been repealed. However I have put a cess on kumkum and agarbatti, removed a 10% tax flat tax on corrugated roofing and put additional tariffs on cell phones and elephant manure. Why screw Hindus only when you can screw everybody ! I am sure the Ranathambore and Mewar guys will call my budget “anti-people” but then what’s new about that !
4 pm Trouble ! The ambassador of Bengal informed me that the entire state will rebel if Sourav Ganguly is not selected in the one day team. Got into a shouting match and at the end the Bengali ambassador said something that sounded like “Boka Jodhaa Akbar”. My advisors told me it’s just the ambassador wishing me and my wife good health.
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manish
Apr 14th, 2008 at 10:52 am | #
fuck you…. do you think that is hillarious…gues what…its not!!!dont you have anythin better to do than ruin the name of a great personality like akbar????bloody s.o.b