Wife: “Can you cut some Tomatoes and Onions, please?”
Me: “OK. How do I cut them?”
W: “Well, with a knife of course.”
Me: “Do I have to use a chopping board?”
W: “Of course!”
Me: “What if I cut myself?”
W: “You’re not going to cut yourself.”
Me: “Do we have emergency Band Aid, just in case? Besides, it’s pretty late. Do you think the hospital will be open?”
Aditya PK offers a few suggestions on getting out of doing household chores [hat tip: HP]. Damn it! There he goes revealing our secrets. Alright! I’ll do the vacuuming now that you know I’m not doing ‘research’.
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