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Following the Arushi Talwar murder case, Great Bong brings us exclusive news about Noida police’s latest break through in their fight against crime: the Julius Caesar murder case.

Sardar Stroke Singh, supremo of the Special Task Force, in front of a packed press conference revealed that Calpurnia Pisonis had been having an affair with Ceasar’s trusted lieutenant, Mark Anthony. And that Caesar had been murdered because he had come to know of this scandalous secret. Earlier the police had said that this murder could only have been done by a doctor, a butcher or a wife.

I don’t know about you, but I watched HBO’s Rome, however reading this post gave me an entirely new perspective.