What bothers me is when the Hornio Couplus sneak into a corner. That is a private display of affection(a little too much affection methinks). A zoo is where animals are bred in captivity, humans are bred in hospitals and honeymoon hotels. The Hornio Couplus intend to breed in the zoo.

Tantanoo discovers a new species in the Kanpur zoo: Hornio Couplus

Charta hai Mehrauli mein, par ghoda apna Arbi hai!

Now as a kid, this song was fun to sing, but definitely not easy to understand! Arbi had nothing to do with Arabia in my little head, but everything to do with the slimy veggie colocasia, which I’ve never had any fondness for. A horse made of colocasia? What kind of bizarre slippery ride would that be? Grown ups were crazy!

Ink Spill reveals some hilarious misunderstandings from her childhood. I had my share of them which I dare not reveal to avoid being ever taken seriously again.

A tiny incident sparks of chaos so characteristic of India

A tiny incident sparks of a chaos so characteristic of India

Hey guys, I am Shah Rukh Khan, or SRK (hence, @iamsrk). I woke up today morning. A purple haze was all over the room. Ah, purple! Which is similar to violet. I love violets. I’ve seen violets several times while shooting for many songs in my films. Violets give me happiness. Happiness is a nice feeling. So think of purple hazes when you wake up every morning.

Shah Rukh Khan has not only joined Twitter but now he also lends his famous literary skills to the forgotten world of blogs. All hail King Khan.

The Dabbawala has served the people of Mumbai of all castes and religion for decades with impeccable integrity, empathy and hard work. He is the true Indian and Marathi Manoos.

I realised that I never completed the essay on republic Day my teacher in third grade told me too write. So since I don’t like to leave things incomplete, and I am up at this infernal hour, I thought why not do that essay in the form of a live blog. Because why the fuck not? Blogging is just like writing an essay in third grade, except with more cuss words.

Overrated Outcast is attempting to live-blog the 2010 Republic Day Parade. Why? Well, why not? I hope we aren’t late.

The captioning was hard (It began with “anyway as I lay there completely naked..” after all) and the prizes were cool (smart-ass bindass bags and baaltis).

Got about 60 entries, and I’m including an excel file where you can read all the other ones. Some have bad language, but that’s why you’re here, isn’t it?

Released on Jan 10th yet refreshingly funny. Fly, You Fools! declares results from their Bindass Comic Contest Results.

6. You stop asking other drivers for their insurance whenever they bump into your car.

7. You’re ok with paying $20,000 for a crappy, cramped car that takes 30 minutes to go from 0-60.

Neo returned to India 3 years back. He discovers that he has transitioned to living-in-India state. He has his own list to prove this.

Neo Indian is giving away the annual Undibloggies awards. Seems to be much tougher than the original. Good luck!

8. Most apologetic blogger

“Sorry for not posting for almost a month, even though I had promised in my last apology to post every day. Also, sorry for the typos I made in the last post. Ok, now I have to run for class. I promise I’ll post more tomorrow. Sachin rocks ZOMG!”

Remind EVERY Delhi resident you meet, how unsafe the city is and how rude the people are.”

Fly You Fools gives you a comic view of Delhi darshan in more ways than one.