Two persons have been injured in a freak climbing accident. Jack and his companion Jill had gone up a hill to fetch a pail of water when Jack fell down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after. Live from the hill, our reporter, Amrita Shah, takes up the story.

Paul Nixon catches the news channel NDTV reporting a freak climbing mishap involving Jack and Jill [hat tip: Charukesi] . Aap ko kaisa laga raha hai, Jill?

TJ : I call zis meeting to order.

KK5 : Ja, Ja. It ees time we start.

TJ : Ladees & me, we are gathered here to choose ze Nobel Peez Prize. As you all know it ees very prestigious and carries a heck-of-a-lot-of money. So let us choose carefully and wisely.

IMY : Yess. Yess. I agree. Peace is precious. War is bad. I have been reading a book by Tolstoy on thees subject for the last 4 years. It really helps me sleep peacefully.

Ramesh Srivats was an invisible spectator at the meeting where they selected Pres. Obama as the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize [hat tip: Rambo No.5].

Kunal has a better candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize. And it even makes sense.

Gaurav Sabnis takes it further and suggests way how Obama could in fact have won all the Nobels at stake.

On a serious note, Shefaly lists some lessons for business based on this Nobel brouhaha.

I do understand that you feel the need to consult your daily horoscope every day on Facebook. And of course I can accept the fact that you must ask Mystical Meg a whole bunch of questions before you can make a decision of any sort. And believe me – I too want to know how many people have a crush on me and who my Enemy of the Day is. And when I get bored, I take random Facebook quizzes too, just like you.

Jade writes an open letter to the friendly spammer on Facebook.

Arcopol Chaudhri in a candid chat with Allah, about the faith business and socializing with other Gods:

I noticed you called him ‘my friend Ganesha’. You know the elephant God well?
Of course! Why wouldn’t I? We’re in the same business. The business of faith. I sell my wares differently. He does it in his own way. But yes, we do socialise. The other day, it was the three of us – me, Ganesha and Krishna – who went to the Kurkure Desi Beats Rock on with MTV auditions. Krishna is a great flutist you’d be aware. We also went to Blue Frog to bless Rajeev Raja, another wonderful flutist. Krishna says Raja is his own avatar in the making…

Arvind has found a solution to something that has been affecting most rail travellers; a problem ignored even in the Railway budgets

Hat tip : Max

PS: No offense to hijdas

Then of course there’s mass India, people laughing at sexual innuendos, established puns and local mimicry and for whom jokes like Microsoft or Viagra at that cocktail party are on the sophisticated end of the scale. This India, arguably, has undergone a larger revolution than its urban counterpart, seeing the rise of young comics born out of an explosion of reality television.

Anubhav Pal writes about our sense of humor

“I really hate you. But I won’t kill you because…”

Gawker explores how each religion justifies not killing someone. And yet somehow loopholes are found. Go figure.

Q Auntyji, what is Advaniji’s contribution to Indian politics? – RSP

Dear RSP, Advaniji will be remembered as a man who got on a chariot and spent months galvanizing the masses to do something that took him entirely by surprise.

The agony aunt at Noise of India counsels BJP.

DD will be the host broadcaster and Anupam Gulati will provide the commentary. Which also means that you and your Force India team will have to act in a patriotic A/V set to the music of Chak De India.

Ramesh Srivats lays down the guidelines for government assistance in bringing Formula-One Racing (F1) to India. Aur yeh teez raftar se aage nikal gaye hai…shaabash. [hat tip: Rambo No.5]

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If you are a Letterman fan like me, you would have seen and loved hilarious segments where Dave creates situations like ‘How many Spidermen can you fit in a Jamba Juice?’. On my recent trip to the Indian sub-continent, I encountered a similar situation, but the subject was ‘How many times will your boarding pass be checked on a given flight?’

Ever wonder how important your boarding pass is when you fly? Quirk Quotient takes a look at the number of doors that open when you show your boarding pass[hat tip: Rhishikesh Pethe]